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Kid vs Barber

Postby FastBloke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:42 pm

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a pound coin in one hand and two 20 pence coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the two 20 pence coins and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ :roll:
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the newsagents holding an ice cream. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the two 20 pence coins instead of the pound coin?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the pound coin, the game is over!’ ;) :lol: :lol:
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